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An Old Spin Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait I spent almost 100 dollars on vinyl over the weekend. I’d only ever shopped...
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In the Spirit Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait Antonio Stradivari was born in Cremona, Italy in the middle of the 1600s....
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Stop, Drop, and Listen Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait Today I’ve felt the need to gouge my eye out at multiple...
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Maybe Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait I’m getting old too soon. I’m going to bed at a reasonable time. My back...
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The Cave of Shame Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait The Sentry bathroom is a cave of lost virtues. Despite being on...
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The Rule of Three I‘m approaching this semester like a ghost pepper. After a season on stress and anger, I...
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To fight a dragon Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait I’ve been on a herring kick lately. It’s cheaper than tuna and...
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Don't Tread on Me Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait At my other job I get to control the music all day....
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Sweet Release Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait There’s a masturbator in the bathroom connected to the Sentry office. The bathroom is...
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What the Devil? Photo credit: Genessa Gutzait While watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on Netflix, I’m reminded of the...
