Sports canceled, dads confused
Dads are realizing the value of quality family time with no choice but to spend time with their kids. Photo:...
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Leaked Rupi Kaur poetry
Rupi Kaur's newest poetry will be sure to bring reader's happiness. Photo: Taelar Pollmann The Sentry The Sentry gets the...
Stephen King’s 2020
King's newest novel hits close to home. Photo: Kennedy Erhart The Sentry A perfectly horrific start to a year in...
Island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons is purgatory
Who can say for sure what the island in Animal Crossings: New Horizons is?Illustration: Owen Swallow · The Sentry Tom...
New club to visit during pandemic
Q-Club is the most fun!Illustration: Rigby Guerrero · The Sentry Q-zone offers fun from six feet away While people concerned with...
A Quiet Place II deemed too loud by critics
Audiences will have to wait another five years for the film's release. Photo courtesy of IMP Awards Release of Krasinski’s thriller will be...
The world ended in 2012, and this is the bad place
Welcome! Everything is fine! Unfortunately, we are not in the good place.Photo: courtesy of Internet Movie Database Turns out the...
Christ returns for the Second Coming. In Portland.
Christ seen sampling IPAs Christ seen at Portland brewery.Photo: courtesy of Clem Onojeghuo/Unsplash Last week, on the Spring Solstice in...
Campus squirrels under fire for student harassment
Squirrels insist they need to use campus facilities too Colfax squirrel, Baby Nutz, insists he’s just looking for food.Photo: Genessa...
PETA outraged over use of dinosaurs in Jurassic World
Spielberg issues response PETA Concerned for dinosaur welfare.Photo: Genessa Gutzait · The Sentry People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals...
