The Sentry Horoscopes: Part 2
Taurus: Treat yourself to a bagel today. You know where to find them. Just don’t tell anyone where you got...
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Flawless villain enters the scene
Resident Evil's sexy vampire stakes the stage Sexy vampire lady takes the world by storm. Illustration: Tatianna Dubose · The...
Exclusive Look Inside the White House
First Dog Champ Gives his Insights Champ and Major were removed from office in March following a dispute, but have...
The Plot Thickens
Photo: Taelar Pollmann ⋅ The Sentry My thoughts on the bus ride to work I often take my laptop with...
Disney sues U.S. Government for copyright infringement
An artist's rendering of the Space Force Base.Illustration: Jeremy Holder · The Sentry White House can’t repel litigation of that...
PSA: Stop Having Kids
Photo: April Kinney · The SentryThis message is NOT sponsored by the Dumb Friends League or The National Society of...
Astrology girls around the world: “I told you so.”
Illustration: Mazie Neill · The SentryAstrology girls have not responded to this apology. An apology to the backbone of society...
Should the Auraria Geese have rights?
Illustration: Carter Klassen · The Sentry the goose-iarchy is taking over Opinion by Frankie Spiller “My father was killed by...
Mass weather-related protests erupt in front of capitol
Photo: Jonathan Enssle · The Sentry"I just don’t care for the way it always changes." Anti-weatherists chant “Down with weather” Saturday...
Joe Biden and COVID-19: Decorative soaps are the answer?
Photo courtesy of FacebookSentry writer approached by Joe Biden during the COVID-19 outbreak. Joe Biden came to my home to...
