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FREE VERSE: Twerkloose Bullshit

The other day, while bumbling through the morning news as I usually do, I came across a Guardian article with the headline: “How a Mississippi Bounce Concert Was Shut Down Over Anticipated Twerking.” Intrigued, I read on. Settle in readers because, oh my word, is

FREE VERSE: Black Flag is a Bunch of Brats

It’s true. I absolutely hate the iconic hardcore band that gave a voice to the anti-establishment punk movement in the 1980s. In my opinion, Black Flag is a group of whiney, litigious, white guys who used the ideas of rebellion as an opportunity to feel

FREE VERSE: I am a God, Right?

Reading through Kanye West’s and Wiz Khalifa’s recent Twitter feud (you know the one), I was reminded of something I almost forgot: I really, really need to find some Kanye-esque confidence. The hip-hop star is known for his narcissistic comments. Whether it’s in an interview

FREE VERSE: I Feel Guilty All the Time

Sitting in the Sentry office is particularly difficult tonight knowing that my favorite musician is on stage at Lost Lake right about now. It might seem odd, but I feel a sort of sisterhood with the artist Jessica Lea Mayfield. The two of us share

FREE VERSE: Don’t Fucking Touch Me

Being a starving aspiring writer and artist means that being a car owner is simply no longer an option for me. I recently traded the comforts of having a dependable Volvo for a bike and a bus pass, and all of the vulnerability that came