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Noise FM // William Card

Anniversaries happen yearly. It’s kinda in the word, right? Your birthday. Your wedding. Your ex’s birthday. Your ex’s mothers birthday—he list goes on. During production for this issue, I celebrate the anniversary of stepping foot on this campus. Yeah, to be 100 percent correct, I

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Noise FM // William Card

What you can get out of life is up to perspective. Think of it the way I think of filet mignon: it can either be unreservedly disgusting or a delicacy. I’ve never liked beef, but jeez; once I tried to trick my date that I

NOISE F.M. // William

“Thanks!,” “Holy cow, thank you! Couldn’t of done it without you,” or at least a “Dude. Nice.” are among the things I wish I heard at my first job. But considering it was dog-sitting an overnight for my neighbor, I shouldn’t have of gotten my

NOISE FM: William Card

“She said I’m looking like a bad man / Smooth criminal / She said my spirit doesn’t move like it did before / She said that I don’t look like me no more no more / I said I’m just tired // She said you’re

NOISE F.M: William Card

As it does for most families, Christmas is a yearly holiday that inevitably comes. As movies like Elf point out, with age comes pending drainage of the Christmas spirit. With this unfortunate socialization, what’s the point to burning the energy year each year to reverse

NOISE F.M: William Card

Begging, pleading, groveling on my knees, and sucking up like a boss. These actions have long been a solid indicator of how my semester’s been. Whether it’s vexing for an opportunity at extra credit, or my last-ditch effort to expose my pain and stress to

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NOISE F.M: William Card

In one time or another in our life, we’ve all felt like something went wrong. Whether it was taking a swig of orange juice primed from a sultry session of brushing my teeth, or watching the presidential elections unfold before my eyes last Tuesday evening,

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NOISE F.M: William Card

According to the bountiful cornucopia-knowledge-bomb Wikipedia, “terms of use and conditions, are rules that one must agree to abide by in order to use a service.” I, like I imagine many of us, hastily click through the terms of use, and ping through multiple menus

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Does A Songwriter Deserve A Nobel Prize For Literature

BOB DYLAN WINS 2016 NOBEL PRIZE The Nobel Prize is widely accepted as the most prestigious award in the world. To win it is to be recognized as the globe’s most noteworthy figures in the likes of chemistry, physics, and literature. Instead, 2016’s latter prize

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Noise F.M: William Card

In a detailed report from 2013, Complex compiled a list “To Convince The World You’re Cooler than You Are.” The penultimate measurements were without fail aiming to obtain a state of casual indifference, whilst doing drugs. With no desire to partake in illicit substances, but