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Why doesn’t NPR get a bigger desk?

NPR’s tiny ass desk has crossed the line An open letter to the National Public Radio:  The behavior of NPR is unacceptable. All there is to say is why. Why must NPR subject musicians of all shapes and sizes into a such a confined space? It’s not funny—it’s borderline

Coronavirus is no match for Keith Richards

Keith Richards survives coronavirus infection. Keith Richards was released from the hospital earlier today after a shockingly short stay for a severe case of COVID-19. “I don’t understand,” a nurse who had collected his vitals explained, “I’ve never seen anyone his age recover so quickly… or any

Sentry advice: SoundCloud rapper crashes Trevor’s party

How to handle unsightly  guests On the late evening of March 6, at the student housing residence of Trevor McDaniels, a group of CU Denver students experienced a tragedy all too common for students across the—actually it may have been the very early morning of March 7.

SOMEWHERE IN NEVERLAND

xoxo e-blast #001  Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Denver’s elite. And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell! This just in. Looks like self-isolation is the name of the game for The Sentry’s Noise Editor. Literally.

Regan Harrison | Tinder (Profile) | Single Review

Out of Your League Records Rating: Thumbs Up She’s nice. She’s talented. She’s getting her master’s in philosophy. It’s Regan Harrison! Making a fresh appearance as a solo act after several years of serving as a backup singer to the artist formerly known as Frat Boi Nick, Regan is ready to mingle. She

Plane Claps | Roger, Cleared to Land | Single Review

Shady Records Rating: Thumbs Up Airplane Claps has been in the shadows. That was until recently, when they released their new hit single “Roger, Cleared to Land.” This new, psychedelic, one beat melody opens to a single high pitch piano key. Audiences are rewarded with the soothing sound of

Sickness | Cough & Sneeze | Album Review

Young Money Records Rating: 3 out of 5 stars With the breakout of COVID-19, pop punk band Sickness decided to release their debut album to the public. An album that is earsplitting, nerve wrecking, and downright hardcore (in the worst ways possible), Cough & Sneeze desperately sets the tone for

That One Roommate | Roommate Noises | Album Review

…And They Were Roommates Records Rating: 1 out of 5 stars With That One Roommate’s debut of “That One Song” in the shower a year ago, the one-man band has gone back to the studio to record a full album, Roommate Noises, moving beyond the confines of the bathroom

Keanu Reeves | Cold Blooded Killer | Album Review

Andy Dog Records Rating: 5 out of 5 stars After going through multiple movies and memes, the legendary Keanu Reeves decided to release music dedicated to himself. Not only can this man act, he has talent in the music business.   “There’s so much I could do.” Reeves

King Krule | Man Alive! | Album Review

Matador Records XL Recordings True Panther Sounds  Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars  On Feb. 21, 2020 following critical acclaim and success of his 2017 album The Ooz, Archy Marshall, most famously known as King Krule, returned with the release of his third studio album