Hardest-earned vacation
OBAMA’S ADVENTURES IN KITESURFING Being a former president of the United States is a full-time job— one worth more than...
Best/Worst
Worst parking lot on campus
CHEAPER DOESN’T MEAN BETTER Photo courtesy of: Bobby Jones • CU Denver Sentry "You get what you pay for” is...
Best New A [?]OS Update
REVOLUTIONIZING A PHONES AND A PADS Apple describes their new A OS 11 update as “a giant step for the A Phone,...
The happiest animal on campus
DASH: AURARIA'S ONLY CERTIFIED POLICE DOG Two-year-old Dash is one of the only police dogs on a college campus in...
Best/Worst Celebrity Pregnancies
CONTENTIOUS VS. COURAGEOUS WOMEN Illustration: Madalyn Drewno - CU Sentry Rumors of Kylie’s pregnancy hit the media months ago, yet there have...
Best television show revival
WESTWORLD PROVES TV'S TIMELESS NATURE In 1973, the world was given an infamous movie in which the Wild West, robots,...
Noisiest Colorado Band
SLOW CAVES: ROWDY GENRE BENDERS Surf rock is loud. Surf rock is grimy. Surf rock is Slow Caves. With their...
Most overplayed song
Photo courtesy of Buzzfeed.com NOBODY WANTS CAKE BY THE OCEAN Late last summer, DNCE released their debut single “Cake By...
Most ‘feelz’ inducing song
ENGULFED IN BLANKETS OF SOMBER In March 2017, indie-pop artist Lorde released two singles from her upcoming album, Melodrama, almost...
Most tragic venue closure
Photo // Sarai Nissan DENVER SHUTS DOWN DIY VENUES IN RINO This past year Denver and other cities have faced...
