William Card: Noise.FM
I drive a sandy-colored 2002 Toyota Camry. Among repping an uncharacteristic V6 engine, a Dolby surround sound system, and some...
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William Card: NOISE.FM
I grew up in a town of less than 2,500 people year round. I’ve seen family-owned grocery stores, husband-and-wife pharmacies,...
William Card: NOISE.FM
There’s something attractive about life’s most rugged struggles. They can seem aesthetically pleasing. However, I’ve found my experiences with rugged...
FREE VERSE: Music Writing Matters, OK?
Much of my life revolves around music. As the Noise Editor at the Sentry and the host of a music...
FREE VERSE: Forget “Whip It”
My earliest memory of Mark Mothersbaugh was from Devo’s music video for the popular song, “Whip It.” The eccentric video...
FREE VERSE: Ol’ Country Patriarchy
I’ve been going back to my roots a little lately, listening to the boss ass country bitches that I grew...
FREE VERSE: Spring Break Forever, Baby
Welcome back from Spring Break all you party animals. I hope your week was spent with your laptops closed and...
FREE VERSE: Me—The Ageist Ass
Just lately, a number of some of my favorite musicians have come out with new albums, decades after their first...
FREE VERSE: Whale Sounds It Is
Once again, in my last year of college, I find myself at midterms asking, “How does this work, again?” It’s...
FREE VERSE: Kate Bush Worked It
It’s mighty difficult to find a positive female role-model that passes my standards. Those standards don’t necessarily include shameless exposure...
