From the Editor// Savannah Nelson
The best and worst things in life often go hand-in-hand. It’s in our nature to compare and contrast, to hold...
Savannah Nelson
Best place to avoid responsibilities
DROWN YOUR SORROWS IN A BASKET OF FRIES When the Tivoli Brewery reopened its doors in 2014, the reception was...
Loudest, Most Obnoxious Opinion
Illustration// Madalyn Drewno CONSERVATIVE MILLENNIALS AND A MOUTHPIECE It’s unclear who is louder: is it television personality Tomi Lahren or...
Realest television moment
SNL RESPONDS TO THE ELECTION The realest moment on television came from a comedy show that decided to press pause...
Wine slushies on tap at Barrels & Bottles
Photo // Bobby Jones YOUR SUMMER BREWERY DESTINATION There are worse things to be known for than wine slushies. Barrels...
From the Editor // Savannah Nelson
In August 2015, I was given a new and unfamiliar task. In all of my time as a writer, I...
From to Editor // Savannah Nelson
A year ago I questioned the existence of this paper: Our future was in the hands of student voters, many...
From the Editor // Savannah Nelson
If you haven’t heard, Greek Life might be coming to CU Denver. There have been student surveys and focus groups...
Global Warming to destroy Earth by next week
"IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE WORLD OVER" In a recent turn of events, the world will soon be engulfed in...
From the Editor// Savannah Nelson
DON'T READ ON Laughter is poison. It represents the deterioration of our society, and I hate it. I resent jokes...
