That One Roommate | That One Song | Single Review
Rating: Thumbs Down
That One Roommate who sings the deafening rendition of “That One Song” with high notes in the shower needs to know they are not worthy of releasing the next big single. While their less-than-mediocre vocals might sound stellar to them in the tiled walls of the bathroom, the poor listeners outside of their “concert stadium” must suffer, even the ones down the hall. There is a reason no one bought tickets to this show. Their pitchy shrieks and careless runs make even the showerhead quiver as their sole audience member. Although it’s a bold move to sing their heart out, that roommate’s performance is annoying to say the least. Without a volume button, it would be best to buy ear plugs.
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