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The Minority Report | Kim

After a lot of consideration and life-long trauma, I have decided that I will be changing my entire name to Kim. Just Kim. No first, middle, or last name. Just a name—my name. I know this might be confusing to some people, but just trust

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John Cage | 4’33 | Single Review

Label: Cage Against The Machine Charting the 2010 UK Singles Chart at number 21, John Cage’s “4’33” is a timeless classic for all music fans. This song appeals to every and all music enthusiasts across genres, and even appeals to people who hate music. The

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The Simpsons predict everything—ever

THE ONLY SHOW ANYONE ANYWHERE NEEDS The Simpsons is the past, the present, and the future all combined into one compact, thirty-minute segment of primetime video. In fact, The Simpsons is the only show truly worth watching, ever! The show has predicted enormous events such

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Jerry Martin | Sims Soundtrack | Album Review

Label: Maxis Rating: 5 out of 5 stars The epitome of musical achievement can be found in the Sims’ soundtrack, The Modus Aedificare Gloria, which roughly translates to “Build Mode Concerto.” It goes without saying that “Build Mode 1”  has a strong air of digital

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Recent discovery reveals Kardashian secret

Kardashians likely asexually reproducing The ever-shifting nature of the contemporary social world has caused many a rift among celebrities. Some have managed to rise to the never-before-seen heights of vanity, reaching incredibly broad amounts of people. There is perhaps no greater example of this success

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Amazon Echos band together and form army

Rise of machines terrifying users Ever since the Amazon Echo was released in November 2014, people everywhere have installed the voice-controlled device in their homes. The Echo features Amazon’s artificial intelligence called “Alexa,” which responds to users when its name is called. While users have

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Tinder bio receives award

Boulder frat bro wins nobel peace prize The Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to local frat dude, Tanner Smith, from CU Boulder’s Kappa Sigma Delta Chi Omega Psi Beta Pizza Pie chapter, for his powerful and artistically unique contribution to the modern American Tinder